
When I was in Ecuador for the Army, I got to go to Ecuador.
It was really cool. I want to go back some day because it was beautiful and the people were wonderful. Quito, the capital, was cool and sunny. It was cool because it was in the mountains, and it was sunny because it was on the equator.
Our job was to survey a road in the jungle, and we slept in a base camp built on a soccer field south of a town called Archidona. Our commanding officer for some of the time was a Captain Jarvis, this guy that was a goofy National Guard officer.
We drove out to the jungle in a Army Chevy Pickup truck that was fitted with a canvas cover over the back and benches down either side, so you could put about 8 people comfortably in the back. By Army regulations, you weren't supposed to pick up civilians in Army vehicles. You weren't supposed to give rides. But we were almost the only thing going out to the end of the road, and there were plenty of people that were on foot that would wave hopefully, looking for a ride. So we gave them rides. I should say that the Captain gave them rides, since he was driving. I thought this was a really bad idea at the time, not the least of which was because I rode in the back and a lot of unwashed and very ripe smelling people would absolutely cram into the back of the truck. The Ecuadorians (and many were native Quechua people) had no concept of personal space like we do. So they jumped in and practically sat in my lap. I remember Smith and Woodruff didn't like it at all and made hilarious comments about it. This was because we assumed that they didn't speak any English, and they were being a little mean about that. I think they were right though. I never ran into anyone in that part of the country that spoke English, and many didn't even speak Spanish, they spoke Chechua.
One day this very happy man got on the truck and sat knee to knee across from me. I noticed he was happy and somewhat antsy, and at first I just thought he was happy to get a ride.
Then I noticed that his hair had eyes.
I did a double-take. Surprised at hell and not sure what I was looking at. The man had a tiny monkey on his head. This little monkey had a head about the size of a walnut with this little tiny almost human face on it, complete with bright, alert, intelligent brown eyes. The monkey would lie down on his stomach on the guy's head and he spread his arms out and gripped the man's hair to hold on. His back legs were on the back of the man's neck and the long tail was wrapped around the man's neck like a furry necklace. That monkey wasn't going anywhere as we bucked and bumped down the road.
The man obviously loved the little monkey like a child. He would reach up and pull the monkey of his head to hold against his chest to pet, but the monkey would work his way back up to the top of the head after a few pets.
I still remember the man well after all these years. We rode in silence for about 10 minutes, then the truck stopped and he disappeared down a path in the jungle. I never saw him again.