
During the height of the 9/11 generated patriotism, there seemed to be a lot of ribbon magnets. I found this irritating, because the implication was that if you didn't have a ribbon magnet, you were a filthy godless terrorist. We developed a point system to track the phenomenon. There was supposed to be a correlation between bad driving and some of the marks we gave points for. It might not have been that they were necessarily bad drivers, just that it was no fun being stuck in traffic with someone's opinions staring you in the face.
We gave a point for each ribbon or bumper sticker. For each pair of things put on the car, you gave them an extra point. We also counted the religious fish symbols, personalized license plates, flags on the antenna, and dreamcatchers hanging from the rear view mirror. Of particular interest were Nascar numbers and anything with a peeing Calvin.
I seem to remember being particularly pleased about finding a 14 pointer one day.
This car is on the opposite end of the political spectrum. I think it's worth 19 points, but I can't tell what's hanging from the rear view mirror. It might be a 20 pointer.