

May 8, 2012
I went to Chicago to attend the bi-annual Powder & Bulk Solids show. This is a necessary burden to doing business, where we have to connect with the people whose lines we represent, and learn a little about the state of the industry.
Chicago jacks up the prices for the hotels in Rosemont, where it's held, and I have responded by staying at my cousin's house, giving me a chance to see them as well as avoid some of the social un-pleasantries.
This year, they kept asking me if I needed a room, and I kept telling them I did not need a room. Finally, after the third time of being asked, I put together a I created an imaginary homeless guy living in a culvert behind the convention center and told them I was staying with him. I named him Shakey, because I envisioned that he was an alcoholic and frequently had DTs, thus the descriptive nickname. I went onto Google Maps and put a symbol on the map and named it Shakey's Place, and sent the link to the people asking me about room reservations. One of them was in on the joke, and got a good laugh about it.
The next day, I got an email from someone in Google's map department asking me to give more details about Shakey's place, so they could post more information about it. I did not respond, but I did briefly entertain making up something to lure unsuspecting convention goes to a muddy creek bank in the woods behind the convention center. That probably would have ended badly, so I'm glad I resisted that urge.